I don't really know how to crochet. It's kind of a spiders-on-acid effect with more or less "air" depending on my mood.
Over the course of a few hours while watching TV, I cranked out an irregularly shaped piece about a foot square before I had to start work.
By the end of my shift (spent at a keyboard) my right wrist was in fierce pain. Aleve and rest and leave that stuff alone!
Would anyone like some yarn?