Tuesday, March 23, 2010
I was relieved to find this one still hanging up at the office where I left it.
A notice was recently sent out instructing people about NOT klepping lunches from our shared refrigerators in the break room. Imagine having to write a politically correct interoffice memo about the moral issues surrounding BEING A THIEF! (read the bold letters in Sam Kinison's voice). There are no fast food joints within a reasonable distance from the office so if you don't bring something to eat, you go hungry, unless you eat something from the overpriced and under-serviced vending machines. Enough on that.
A few days away from it and now I'm pingponging back and forth between the two of them. Cousins, no doubt. Winter and Spring. Do not wish for that which you can conjure for yourself through either hard work or deep imagination.